The Big Sexy Celebrity Laser Fight: A Preface -- In Which I Finally Get Better -- Junior High School and Depression Being Somehow Connected -- According to ThWoD: Junior High Is a Time People Get Ka-whompoed -- Carol Burnett as Coping Mechanism -- According to THWoD: Comedy Is a Helpful Tool -- Imagined Snapshots of Key Moments -- My Dot-Corn Bubble Bursts -- According to THWoD: You Can't Solve Mental Illness by Not Dealing with It -- Bridges, Troubles, Waters -- According to THWoD: The Worst Idea Is Always Nearby -- In Which I Am Told That Yeah, There's Something Wrong -- According to THWoD: Other People Already Know You Are Depressed -- Seeing the World with Clear Eyes -- According to THWoD: Pills May or May Not Help, but Let's Not Get All Spooky About Them -- In Which Everything Changes -- Trying to Move On Without a Clear Idea How -- According to THWoD: Some Pain Doesn't Go Away, It Evolves -- I Choose Noise over Silence -- According to THWoD: Good Things Happen When You Talk -- The Hell with This, I'm Moving to Minnesota -- According to THWoD: Therapy Is Neither Good nor Bad, It's an Adventure -- Things That Make Me Stronger -- A Treatment I Still Don't Fully Understand but Do Appreciate -- In Which I Posit That Depression Is, Perhaps, Hilarious -- A Potentially Hilarious World of Potential Depression -- Scouring the Nordic Countryside for Trauma Fossils -- Getting Better Before I Die -- According to THWoD (the Podcast), THWoD (the Book), and THWoD (the World)-Nine Things I've Learned.